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[cptdeath58]

Granted, you have a pound if cookie dough ice cream, but you cant cook it bc it is contained in a liquid nitrogen tank.

I wish for nothing.

Edited by cptdeath58, 01 October 2014 - 10:11 AM.

[H4X0RZ]

Granted, but your "nothing" comes in form of a black hole. (Congratz, we are all "nothing" now...)

I wish that I'm better at Lua.

[Dragon53535]

Granted however you are no longer able to read anything other than Lua.

I wish I could pass college easily.

[MadBudderKing]

Granted, But You Have To Start Collage all over again (and for another 5789 times).
I wish that this wish isn't corrupted and the next wish and the next wish and the next wish and the next wish but the 192'nd Wish after this wish doesn't exist.

[Dragon53535]

Granted however it was all a dream.

I wish for unlimited time to watch Netflix.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, but you can only watch one movie on Netflix.

I wish I had a sword.

[H4X0RZ]

Granted, but the sword is fully made out of air.

I wish I would be a white hat hacker.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, but your hacking ability was banned.

I wish I was the Emperor.

[Dragon53535]

Granted however you are now a llama. (Time to find Pacha!)

I wish people loved me.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, they loved so much that they became a mob and went chaotic over you and you ended up dying from that mob.

I wish that people would stop being corrupting wishes

[Dragon53535]

Granted however people now corrupt wishes rather than be corrupting wishes.

I wish Redirection was free. (And that i didn't already spend $5 on it )

[ebernerd]

 Dragon53535, on 04 October 2014 - 06:47 AM, said:

Granted however you are now a llama. (Time to find Pacha!)

I wish people loved me.

The amount of awesome...

Anyways
Granted, but now there's no more ComputerCraft due to lack of funding.

I wish that someone will not read my wish.

[Dragon53535]

Granted now only the person named "someone" will not read your wish.

I wish the Dan200 would join in on our fun.

[Sillyjake]

Soon to be Granted, But he will not reply to you.

I wish I had a custom computer in the mod that only I could craft.

[Dragon53535]

Granted however it has no bios.lua and you have to write it yourself.

I wish i would acquire motivation.

[CoLDarkness]

Granted, but only motivation you had was for waiting for more motivation.

I wish malware wasn't banned from the forums.

[Saldor010]

 CoLDarkness, on 06 October 2014 - 01:29 PM, said:

Granted, but only motivation you had was for waiting for more motivation.

I wish malware wasn't banned from the forums.

Granted, but now whenever malware is posted on the forums, all of the computercraft computers update and automatically install it.

I wish for another wish.

[CoLDarkness]

Granted, but the wish won't come true.

I wish for better internet speed.

[Dragon53535]

Granted, however you can no longer connect to the internet.

I wish to be a real Dragon

[CoLDarkness]

Granted, but you are slave of Dragonborn for eternity.

I wish to get a forum title.