3330 replies to this topic

[Rectar2]

Granted, but it ends up not working properly and disintegrates immediately.

I wish to start a new page.

[Agoldfish]

Granted, but... but... You did. I dunno, you contract a terminal illness.

I wish that my Java Programming class would start a big CC server.

[Dragon53535]

Granted however you cannot find the IP for the server so no one is able to join.

I wish i could sleep on a regular basis.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, you sleep from 6AM to 3 PM.

I wish I had a country.

[Dragon53535]

cptdeath58, on 17 October 2014 - 11:47 AM, said:

Granted, you sleep from 6AM to 3 PM.

You act like i don't do that already

Granted however all your citizens are fruit flies and you are ridiculed as the man who made a country for insects.

I wish college midterms were easy

[LDDestroier]

Granted, your degree will only allow you to be a manager of the local McDonald's.

I wish I had a portal gun.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, but you can only open 1 portal.

I wish I could teleport.

[Shnupbups]

Granted, but you teleport into space and die from lack of oxygen.

I wish I could figure out how to use other mods' APIs so I can get my mod's rings to work with baubles and saplings to work with the mfr planter.

Edited by Shnupbups100, 18 October 2014 - 07:06 AM.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, but APIs became outdated.

I wish I had some money.

[misson20000]

Granted, you have received 2 of the smallest unit of currency in your country

I wish CC had keyup/keydown events

[Dragon53535]

Granted however they are inverted and everyone became confused and never used them.

I wish CC ran on my toaster.

[misson20000]

Granted, but you cannot interact with the CC on your toaster

I wish RedPower would update

[Dragon53535]

Granted however it's being updated by a five year old, the whole mod looks like a childs coloring book.

I wish Minecraft had better controls.

[misson20000]

Granted, but you can no longer play Minecraft

I wish school started later in the day

[cptdeath58]

Granted, but since it is at night now, you are so tired everyday going to school and you fail it.

I wish I had a castle.

[LDDestroier]

Granted, but good luck getting water pipes, waste pipes, electrical connections, and ethernet connections to every room of the house.

I wish I was as rich as John Romero.

Edited by LDDestroier, 20 October 2014 - 12:39 PM.

[misson20000]

Granted, but not until John Romero is broke

I wish for more time

[Dragon53535]

Granted you now have all the time in the world, it can only be used to stare at a toaster.

I wish I had a better phone.

[LDDestroier]

Granted, but it uses OneOS rather than Android, iOS or Ubuntu Touch.

I wish that there was no such thing as wishes.

[rhyleymaster]

Granted: They are now known as melons.

I wis-- I melon for them to be know as wishes again.