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[LDDestroier]

Granted, but calling them melons is just too funny.

I wish for a million genies.

[TheCaptainSly]

Granted, but you can't wish for any more genies

I wish I was rich.

[mrdawgza]

Granted, but the currency you get rich in is from another world, useless on Earth.

I wish Lua errors automatically fixed themselves and adapted to the way I program.

[Rectar2]

Granted, but it involves having Lua updated and entirely changed. You don't know how to use the new Lua, and have to relearn it.

I wish this hotel had better internet.

Edited by Rectar2, 24 October 2014 - 06:33 PM.

[mrdawgza]

Granted, but you have a 15mb limit for a month.

I wish it would rain.

[rhyleymaster]

Granted, but it will never rain again.

I wish it would snow

[Dragon53535]

Granted however snow is now small bits of superheated magma, have fun.

I wish for clear weather

[AssossaGPB]

Granted, but the sky will be black and the sun wont give light or heat.

I wish for better (essay) writing skills.

[Smiley43210]

Granted, but you will never finish any new essay you start.

I wish everything I wrote never had bugs.

[H4X0RZ]

granted, but you forget how to code.

I wish I'm old enough to drive a car.

[LDDestroier]

Granted, but now you're so old, you drive too slow to necessitate a car, annoying everybody in the process.

I wish I would explode!

[metron80]

Granted, but only your limbs will, and you survive.

I wish I had infinite wishes.

[Dragon53535]

Granted however they must all be for air to breath.

I wish i had abs of steel.

[LDDestroier]

Granted, but your entire abdomen rusts from all that water and blood in your body, and you contract tetanus.

I wish for a sandwich.

[ebernerd]

Granted. Enjoy your sandwich laced with cyanide (and happiness!).

I wish I was the fastest rubiks cube solver.

Edited by Micro Macro, 03 November 2014 - 11:57 PM.

[LDDestroier]

Granted, but the only rubiks cube you could solve was a 1x1x1.

I wish for a bottle of apple cider, that isn't poisoned, or isn't tampered with in any way to make it functionally different from any other bottle of cider from a reputable supermarket.

[metron80]

Granted, but as soon as it is in your hands, you drop it and it breaks, spilling the cider everywhere.

I wish for a car that won't break down.

[Dragon53535]

Granted however your car now breaks up. You have to go to a therapist to deal with the emotional trauma earned from dating your car and it dumping you.

I wish I had creative initiative.

[Saldor010]

Granted, however, you also have a testing initiative. You change your name to Cave Johnson, and open up a science lab inside a salt mine. Then you die from moon rock poisoning.

I wish for more wishes.

[metron80]

Granted, but every wish must be for more wishes.

I wish for a magical, really cute puppy that never grew up.