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[ByteMe]

Granted, except you suffocate without oxygen.

I wish my phone would stay charged longer and had infinite data.

[LDDestroier]

Granted, but time stops and you are stuck in a superhot vortex of ultradense matter.

I wish for three more wishes.

[Agent Silence]

LDDestroier, on 15 January 2015 - 12:38 PM, said:

Granted, but time stops and you are stuck in a superhot vortex of ultradense matter.

I wish for three more wishes.

Granted, but you can only wish for rotten cheese.

I wish this thread reaches 93 pages

[LDDestroier]

Granted, but now everybody wishes for uncorruptable wishes.

I wish for a goddamn quantum computer already! And I wish I could get Ubuntu on it.

[ByteMe]

Granted, except it gets damaged in shipping.

I wish for a less annoying php.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, except php no longer exists, you gotta use hph which is even more annoying.

I wish that I had telekinesis.

[Agent Silence]

cptdeath58, on 16 January 2015 - 04:15 AM, said:

Granted, except php no longer exists, you gotta use hph which is even more annoying.

I wish that I had telekinesis.

Granted, but you can only pick up old casset tapes.

I wish for a program that codes and upgrades itself to make more efficient upgrades and at one point starts to write other programs.

Edited by Requiem of Silence, 16 January 2015 - 04:46 AM.

[ByteMe]

Granted, except your computer runs out of space.

I wish for a easy to use animation creation program.

[Shnupbups]

Granted, but it doesn't support your system.

I wish (AAA) video games weren't nearly as expensive.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, However, they use a different console now with is so expensive there is only one buyer... Chuck Norris...

I wish that Chuck Norris was here.

[Agent Silence]

Granted, but he roundhouse kicks you.

I wish to breach the pugspace continuum

Edited by Requiem of Silence, 16 January 2015 - 07:07 PM.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, but you get lost in it and suffocate because there is oxygen outside the pugspace continuum.

I wish that batman disappeared.

[Admicos]

Granted. Now, Joker kills everybody (including you)

I Wish for a apple soda

[Agent Silence]

Granted, but it is full of bees

I wish for the magical power to control the light spectrum!

Edited by Requiem of Silence, 16 January 2015 - 09:01 PM.

[Admicos]

Granted, now you don't know that light spectrum is!

I Wish my new monitor cable to work with my monitor (havent tested it IRL)

[Agent Silence]

Granted, but now your monitor doesn't work, not the cable

I wish for this wish to be instantly granted!

Edited by Requiem of Silence, 16 January 2015 - 09:11 PM.

[Admicos]

Granted, but i wass joking about it being granted

I Want to make good computercraft programs everybody use

[Agent Silence]

Admicos, on 16 January 2015 - 09:13 PM, said:

Granted, but i wass joking about it being granted

I Want to make good computercraft programs everybody use

Granted, but you get bored of coding and never make a single program

I wish for this wish to not be granted.

*cough* if you don't grant my wish my wish will be granted, therefore making my wish not granted *cough*

[ByteMe]

Granted, ..........exactly.

I wish that I new every coding language fluently without having to learn.

[Agent Silence]

Granted, but [string "wish"]:392: knew expected, got new

I wish for the power to stop time