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#2001 LDDestroier

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Posted 25 February 2015 - 11:57 AM

Granted, it doesn't taste that good. You've had better.

I wish for my own personal zebra.

#2002 ItsRodrick

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Posted 25 February 2015 - 03:34 PM

Granted, but you have go get it at Madagascar.

I wish for a Minecraft Joystick with all controls used by Minecraft (and changeable)

#2003 Dustmuz

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Posted 25 February 2015 - 05:42 PM

Granted, but it have about 600 buttons and it spherical with a diameter of 6 foot(2 meters, give or take)

i wish for my old G19 to work again

#2004 cptdeath58

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Posted 25 February 2015 - 11:25 PM

Granted, it works for the next minute.

I wish for a puppy.

#2005 Geforce Fan

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Posted 25 February 2015 - 11:53 PM

Granted. But you forget to feed it and it... runs off to a barn and lives a long, happy life ;)

I wish consoles would die already.

Edited by Geforce Fan, 25 February 2015 - 11:54 PM.


#2006 Dragon53535

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Posted 26 February 2015 - 09:40 AM

Granted, however PC's do too. Now all we have are those damn handhelds...

I wish I understood Chemistry.

#2007 cdel

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Posted 26 February 2015 - 09:42 AM

Granted, but math now looks like an encrypted message.

I wish I knew every mathematical formula in existence.

#2008 Dustmuz

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Posted 26 February 2015 - 11:37 AM

Granted, but you loose the ability to control your entire body, so you cant comunicate with anyone

i wish that Dragon53535 would help me with the Colors API for about 20 mins :P hehe

#2009 Dragon53535

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Posted 26 February 2015 - 11:41 AM

Granted, however now the colors API is useless and we use the hexadecimal color codes.

I wish I had enough food to live for the rest of my life.

#2010 Lupus590

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Posted 26 February 2015 - 08:31 PM

Granted, but it's all brussel sprouts.

I wish multi-threading was easier.

#2011 Geforce Fan

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Posted 28 February 2015 - 05:40 PM

Granted. Multi-threading now means breathing.

I wish whoever is abusing exploits on LuaLand accidentally gets a virus on their computer, and IP banned from the server.

#2012 manu_03

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Posted 28 February 2015 - 06:13 PM

Granted, but you're that person

I wish my computer go better than Google server

#2013 cptdeath58

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Posted 28 February 2015 - 11:12 PM

Granted, except it crashes bc you had to fit so much stuff in such a tiny space.

I wish Google was seen to be better than Bing.

#2014 Geforce Fan

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Posted 01 March 2015 - 12:02 AM

Granted. Google is better than bing, but cmon, duckduckgo is still the best in privacy, and speed of answer

I wish more people knew and switched to duckduckgo

#2015 cdel

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Posted 01 March 2015 - 12:08 AM

Granted, but the NSA shuts it down because they cant spy on people who use it.

I wish that my isp offers unlimited plans.

Edited by cdel, 01 March 2015 - 12:09 AM.


#2016 ell

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Posted 01 March 2015 - 12:25 AM

Granted, but your search engine is now stuck as Bing.

I wish that everybody was a squid (like I).

Edited by lurquhar1221, 01 March 2015 - 12:25 AM.


#2017 cptdeath58

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Posted 01 March 2015 - 12:57 AM

Granted, but now the entire world is stupid and boring and the world collapses because of it.

I wish for an corruptible piece of pie.

#2018 ell

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Posted 01 March 2015 - 07:23 AM

Granted, but the piece of pie turns into a black hole.

I wish that my webserver wasn't vulnerable to absolutely everything.

#2019 Wojbie

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Posted 01 March 2015 - 11:00 AM

Granted, but now its allergic to anything related to cats.

I wish my web-server had an uptime instead of downtime.

#2020 Lupus590

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Posted 01 March 2015 - 03:13 PM

Granted, but up time now means "the time a server keeps its owner awake (or up) to debug it"

I wish that pre-installed OSs would give you an install disk for the OS that is installed on you PC

Edited by Lupus590, 01 March 2015 - 03:16 PM.






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