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[Lupus590]

well done cptdeath, you just broke the universe.

I wish the universe was not broken

[Geforce Fan]

Granted, but you forgot to save, so we start all the way from the beginning
And you can't skip the intro, you have to watch the big bang

I wish for a type 40 TARDIS that nobody but me cannot interact with(including destroying)

[cptdeath58]

Granted, except its broken and you cant know how to fix it.

I wish for a Universal Remote that works on everything, That I only can touch, and I knew how to repair it, and how to repair only required a nickel to be put in a slot on the remote, and I can never lose it.(lets see you corrupt this one)

Edited by cptdeath58, 30 March 2015 - 02:56 AM.

[Konlab]

You have ur remote u didn't lose it but it became invisible, so u can't touch it

I wish an uncorruptable wish

[LDDestroier]

Granted, but I don't know who to grant "an uncorruptable wish" to.

I wish for a fighter jet that doubles as a cardboard box.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, except they removed everything in it and made it out of paper... so you have a paper airplane... sadly it rained when they shipped it...
so now you have paper gunk.

I wish for logic to be broken.

 Konlab, on 30 March 2015 - 02:44 PM, said:

You have ur remote u didn't lose it but it became invisible, so u can't touch it

I wish an uncorruptable wish

Sadly, that's losing it... you failed to corrupt my wish.

[_removed]

Granted, but they fix it mere seconds after you break it.

I wish for an atom inside an atom that is outside an atom that creates atomic bubbles that is outside the atomic universe that is on the atomic area of the atomic section of the atomic city of Atomicness that is larger than my cat which is smaller that the sun and is in between the Atomic planet of Atomi and is greater than 2cm but smaller than 2cm which makes an angry car noise when you touch the atomic particle of the atomic cencodinser which I atomically invented just then.

Hows that for breaking logic?

[ItsRodrick]

Granted, but when the logic got fixed, someone added a anti logic-breaker, so your wish got broken.

I wish for no atomic shits

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 RodrickLord, on 30 March 2015 - 09:30 PM, said:

Granted, but when the logic got fixed, someone added a anti logic-breaker, so your wish got broken.

I wish for no atomic shits

Granted, but you are bombared with them for the rest of your life.

I wish for

[cptdeath58]

You wished for your very very very very very very very painful death... except you never will die... so you will live with a pain so great and so painful, its impossible to get used to.

I wish for the anti-logic breaker to be broken.

[Geforce Fan]

 cptdeath58, on 30 March 2015 - 02:56 AM, said:

Granted, except its broken and you cant know how to fix it.

But it's still bigger on the inside!
Yessssssssssss! I win -- I can't travel in time and space, but I have a box that's bigger on the inside, and infinite!
I would wish for something else related to my new TARDIS, but I get the feeling this uncorrupted functionality would be lost.
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Granted, but they make Anti-logic breaker 2.0 and activate it

I wish for ice cream with sprinkles, because I'm a winner.(get it?)

Edited by Geforce Fan, 31 March 2015 - 04:42 AM.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, except that one guy stole it and ate it... guess your not a winner anymore...

I wish for a piece of pi

[_removed]

Granted, but its only 3.14 centimetres lo g

[Geforce Fan]

I wish you made a wish.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, he made the same wish as...

 cptdeath58, on 30 March 2015 - 09:54 PM, said:

You wished for your very very very very very very very painful death... except you never will die... so you will live with a pain so great and so painful, its impossible to get used to.

I wish for an ice cream that cant be corrupted.

[Lupus590]

Granted, you can't eat it though.

I wish that I could continue to play may RPG.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, except... APRIL FOOLS!!! You cant continue playing.

I wish for more good luck.

[ell]

Granted, except you die before the wish is granted.

I wish for this thread to end.

[Wojbie]

Granted but every thread in every forum you ever visit will have same contents as this one.


I wish that next person gets 2 wishes.

Edited by wojbie, 06 April 2015 - 08:17 PM.

[ell]

Granted, but a pixel posted.

I wish for the editor to actually work.