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[Creator]

OK, but that short time will be relative to the age of the universe. So you'll be able to solve it in 300 million years.

I wish there was always snow in the mountains.

[ebernerd]

Granted. There is now 17 feet of snow on every mountain. I live in New England, and I can tell you that more than 3 feet of snow anywhere is awful.

I wish that I could code better.

[LDDestroier]

Granted. You are now the master of making windows batch files.

I wish I didn't waste my time making windows batch files.

[HPWebcamAble]

Granted. You now waste your time coding in 420


I wish Mojang would add mod support for Minecraft

[LDDestroier]

Granted. Now Forge is incompatible with Minecraft, forcing all mod developers to port it to the new mod system.

I wish I would explode!

[Creator]

Granted, but it would only happen once.

I wish the next person responded in 1 hour.

[TechedZombie]

Granted, but the internet is so slow that response can only be seen in 10 years


I wish I i was shorter

[Creator]

Granted, he said while winking to a 10 cm dwarf.

I wish you didn't write the "i" two times.

[PokeAcer]

Granted, but shorter must be changed to 'less potato-y'

I wish upon meeting Wiimm and Leseratte (creators of Wiimmfi - nintendo wfc replacement servers)

[cptdeath58]

Granted, but it was illegal and they shot you because they felt threatened...

I wish for a cookie

Edited by cptdeath58, 11 June 2015 - 04:43 AM.

[Pyrif]

Granted, you now have a burnt cookie. :3
I wish I had pyrokinetic abilities (pyromancy).

[cptdeath58]

Granted, but the only thing you could burn was yourself.

I wish for a question

[Creator]

To be or not to be?
Granted, but no answer you will recieve.
- Creayoda


I wish for an answer.
- The same guy

[cptdeath58]

granted, the answer is in an alien language that is a very long word for a very simple english word. Elebragandontivitly.

I wish that the answer was no.

[ry00000]

Granted, your answering is now inverted. "No" for yes, and "Yes" for no.

I want the most powerful PC in the universe.

[Creator]

Sure, but only for a nanosecond

[ItsRodrick]

I wish for a wish to corrupt

[Pyrif]

Granted. Your wish is now "I wish this wish was uncorruptable."
I wish this wish was the next person's wish.

[ItsRodrick]

Granted, but a Admin/Moderator editted my post.

I wish C, C+, C#, and all C<thing> languages wore mixed into just one and all other deprecated

[Pyrif]

Granted, but the person who mixed them got sued by Microsoft.
I wish to escape the universe and live forever.