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[LDDestroier]

Granted. You now live in an empty black void, floating around, unable to die, while experiencing great pain from lack of pressure - but not dying.

I wish for a giant KitKat bar!

[Pyrif]

Granted, but its expiration date was 6 years ago.
I wish for beautiful wings that work perfectly and last forever!

[ItsRodrick]

Granted, but someone derped at the code:

function wings:flip()
  while true do --TODO: change to while flipping true
    peripheral.call("wings_4", "flip")
  end
end

I wish for Equivalent Exchange 3 in real life

[Lupus590]

Granted, but nothing as an EMC value and therefore cannot be used with the "IRL Mod".

I wish for more wishes.

[Pyrif]

Granted, but everyone else uses all of them before you can use one.
Going for the perfect wish, I wish for beautiful wings that work perfectly, last forever and have permanently perfect code.

[Lyqyd]

Granted, but they're water wings. Have fun floating about the local pool!

I wish my new server box would show up Sunday afternoon instead of Monday.

[LDDestroier]

Granted. You now are the proud owner of the box the server came in on a glorious Sunday afternoon.

I wish for Doom 4 to come out today, completed, bug-free, and with all advertized features.

[offtopic]
YOU'RE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS! RIP AND TEAR!!
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[ItsRodrick]

Granted. It came out for closed beta today.

I wish I had JARVIS

[Pyrif]

Granted, but he fell in my local pool. :'(
I wish I'd known Lyqyd would comment on my wish so I could've made it even better! (I hadn't expected it, but I thought it was kinda cool! XD)

[cptdeath58]

Granted, except his comment was so bad... you killed yourself by drowning in milk.

I wish for a tomato.

[Pyrif]

One rotten tomato thrown right into your face, sir!

I wish for Sonic and team to miraculously materialize in my house.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, except its all in your head.

I wish for a box of donuts.

[Pyrif]

Granted, but the box is infested with tiny evil unicorns.
I wish for INFINITE RAINBOWS!!!!!!!!

[cptdeath58]

Granted, you're covered in rainbows and can't see more than 3 inches infront of you. Too bad you just can't the eat rainbow to get out...

I wish for... A working spaceship that is permanently fueled, has fine coding, and a working death ray that is so precise that I can shoot a dime and not hurt anything else around it and has infinite ammo.

[PaulT]

Granted! except it doesn't have any energy.

I wish for..... a TARDIS

[Pyrif]

Granted, but it's only a prop.

I wish to enter a higher plane of existence...

[Alice]

Granted. You're a slave there.

I wish I had a new desk.

[cptdeath58]

paultiem, on 21 June 2015 - 06:42 PM, said:

Granted! except it doesn't have any energy.

I wish for..... a TARDIS

Not really corrupting it but ok.

Granted, except your being was not adapted for such plane so you turn inside out over and over then explode.

I wish... I could see Jesus

[Pyrif]

//Off-topic
You got 'd.
//On-topic
Granted, but he's turned the other way.

I wish to be able to survive in the infinite void of space without breathing equipment or oxygen tanks!

[cptdeath58]

Granted, you are now an Obligate Anaerobic organism.

I wish I got a hug.

LightMystic, on 22 June 2015 - 03:34 AM, said:

//Off-topic
You got 'd.
//On-topic
Granted, but he's turned the other way.

I wish to be able to survive in the infinite void of space without breathing equipment or oxygen tanks!

Got 'd... WHY!!!!