3330 replies to this topic

[cptdeath58]

Granted, but the auto correct said "Do you mean Iceland?"

I wish for Google

[Pyrif]

Granted, but Bing.

I wish Nintendo.

R.I.P. Iwata. :'(

[Creeper9207]

Granted, but the Nintendo NX became the next xbox one

I wish I had wished for a better wish when I could have wished for a worthwhile wish

[Waitdev_]

Granted, but no.

i wish for a robot.

[LeDark Lua]

Granted, but that robot cant listen to you, and if you try to give it a command it does oposite.

i wish for a fish

[Geforce Fan]

Granted. You get a shark, which then eats you.

I wish for cooked, unburnt fish meat served on a normal plate, and for it to appear on my desk. With a fork.

Edited by Geforce Fan, 18 July 2015 - 10:02 AM.

[LeDark Lua]

Granted, but the perfect fish is fishy ( ) and it explodes when you eat it

I wish for a Fan to blow in my face

Edited by LeDark Lua, 18 July 2015 - 10:29 AM.

[Geforce Fan]

what... why would you even...

Granted. It kills you. Again.

Geforce Fan, on 18 July 2015 - 10:01 AM, said:

I wish for cooked, unburnt fish meat served on a normal plate, and for it to appear on my desk. With a fork.

and it can't explode

[LeDark Lua]

Ok then it is poisonous.

[Waitdev_]

LeDark Lua, on 18 July 2015 - 09:18 AM, said:

Granted, but that robot cant listen to you, and if you try to give it a command it does oposite.

i wish for a fish

idc, all i wanted was the motion sensor inside

Granted, but then you accidently breath it in and die.

i wish for my wish to be granted.

[LeDark Lua]

Granted, but that wish is deadly

I wish to be fabulous!!!! KAWAIIII NIGUCHAAAAN.

[biggest yikes]

Granted, but within an hour that wish will be reversed.

I wish I could finish my ComputerCraft stuff faster

[CherryPie]

Granted you now finish it 0.00000000000000001 Seconds faster. NINJA'D!!!

I wish that i knew the last number in pi.

[biggest yikes]

CherryPie, on 18 July 2015 - 07:25 PM, said:

NINJA'D!!!

what

CherryPie, on 18 July 2015 - 07:25 PM, said:

I wish that i knew the last number in pi.

Granted, you now know that the first digit in Pi is 3. Except it's 1. Okay then.

I wish I could die (good luck corrupting that; wait a second)

[CherryPie]

Granted, you now got 8 lives left.

I wish that i could someone

Edited by CherryPie, 18 July 2015 - 07:31 PM.

[LeDark Lua]

Granted, after someone you get too, but the Ninja is cuting you piece by piece untill you die of pain.

I wish for some in the interweb.

[Waitdev_]

Granted, but then MrCrainer's youtube channel shuts down.
(and yes, i'm saying MrCrainer is a really nice youtuber )

i wish for a spork

[cptdeath58]

LeDark Lua, on 18 July 2015 - 09:18 AM, said:

Granted, but that robot cant listen to you, and if you try to give it a command it does oposite.

i wish for a fish

That kinda defeats the purpose of actually giving it commands...

Anyways,
Granted, you get a sporty shark.
I wish Xbox

[Pyrif]

Granted, but the Wii X beats it out in consumerism.

I wish Wii X.

[LeDark Lua]

Granted, but you Wii is filled with cockroaches.

I wish for nuts and a hammer to smack 'em and eat 'em.