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[CherryPie]

Granted, but me too.

I wish that LeDark Lua saved the universe

[ell]

He does, then gets owned by a giant squid.

Everyone becomes squids, and therefore cannot make more wishes (unless sentient).

[CherryPie]

But one of the squids kept their ability to wish and wished that all the squids were back to human. But now all the normals squids DNA were f'ed up because they were supposed to turn into hoomans again but weren't able to so they blew up and killed all life on planet earth and i wished before i died:

I wish that the squids didn't keill the planet iarth

[Waitdev_]

Granted, say goodbye to the moon...

i wish i was less lonely more often

[LDDestroier]

Granted, now you are surrounded by fat obnoxious fangirls who are desperate to tell you their perverted Twilight fanfictions.

I wish for a fully functional, non-broken, PCIe nVidia Titan Z graphics card.

[CherryPie]

Granted, but it just broke

I wish for some pie

[cptdeath58]

Granted, a pie hits your face.

I wish for bacon

[CherryPie]

Granted, but... you can't do anything bad with bacon.

I wish that i knew who invented the bacon

[cptdeath58]

Granted, but he lives on my moon base.

I wish more people played Play by post RPG

[LeDark Lua]

Granted but they cant enter it and requires a password. The only one who can crack it is aliens. But they dont exist until we find them. So none can play it

I wish that aliens would introduce them selves to us, and we could play "Play by post RPG"

Edited by LeDark Lua, 28 August 2015 - 02:53 PM.

[CherryPie]

Granted, but the government thought that they were eval so they shot the spaceships with their Alpha Laser Guns

I wish someone played 4 choices D:

Edited by CherryPie, 28 August 2015 - 04:43 PM.

[LeDark Lua]

Granted, but what is "4 choices D: " mhmm?

I wish that I would know what it is

[cptdeath58]

Granted, you what it is but you are blind, so you cant find it

I wish for...

[LeDark Lua]

Granted but someone asked this "..." question and got too many Lua arguments. Your head cant take too many Lua arguments yo. Cmon.

I wish that singularity would destroy us. Like right now.

[Luca_S]

Granted, but the singularity destroyed us.

Wait what?
I wish that I could understand every wikipedia article instantly

[Waitdev_]

Granted, but every time you read one you don't remember anything from it.

i wish for a high-five

[LeDark Lua]

Granted, high-ten.

I wish for five fingers on each arm

[Waitdev_]

granted, everyone gets scared that you now have 20 fingers. 10 for hands, 10 for arms.

i wish i wasn't so scared now

[CherryPie]

Granted, now you died.

I wish Wait_ didn't die D:

[Konlab]

CherryPie, on 30 August 2015 - 02:06 PM, said:

Granted, now you died.

I wish Wait_ didn't die D:

Granted, but he's scared again

I wish 1.000.000.000.000 youtube subscribers

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wish:3:attempt to call nil: humanity[7.100.000] is nil