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[CaosTECH]

Granted, He gets bored, finds your address, slaps you and says "Why"

I wish for a good wish

[cptdeath58]

Granted, you wished to never exist.

I wish for...

[Waitdev_]

Granted....
rekt

i wish for?

[CaosTECH]

@cptdeath58 Was that meant as a joke or serious?

[cptdeath58]

Yes.

Granted, you now have to recite the chemical name of titin

I wish for a joke.

[CherryPie]

Granted, my brain.

I wish my brain wasn't a joke.

[Waitdev_]

Too bad. now your existence is a joke

i wish for a free hot dog that is fresh and isn't intoxicated or whatever you guys think of -.-

[cptdeath58]

Granted, you stole the most delicious hotdog, and the pope beats you with his stick and you go to jail for the rest of your life.

I wish for clean unmarked $100 bills

[Waitdev_]

Granted.
try to go to your house, its a little windy.
oops, too late.

i wish i had a face

[CaosTECH]

Granted, but it came with chicken pox

I wish for better internet

[Lego Stax]

Granted, but it's only 0.1 Mbps faster than your current speed.

I wish society could be logical.

[Waitdev_]

granted. now gravity isn't. have fun going home.

i wish i had more friends

[CaosTECH]

Granted, they are all rocks

I wish for a super computer

[Waitdev_]

Granted, the cape doesn't change anything about your current computer.

i wish i had a cape

Edited by Wait_, 19 September 2015 - 02:19 AM.

[CaosTECH]

@Wait_ XDDDD

Granted, but its made... out... of...

Spoiler

Trash

I wish for a life

[Waitdev_]

Granted, it has a value of -1. thats -1 lives.

i wish i had a good recording setup

[CaosTECH]

Granted, it only records 1% Better

I wish I was a master at computercraft programming

[Waitdev_]

granted, but you cant ever think of something good to make therefore making you forget everything you know

i wish i could high-five someone in the face with a chair

[LDDestroier]

Granted. Garry's Mod now releases a new update stripping absolutely all features and breaking every single mod, and now is a $40 chair-smashing simulator with $80 dollar DLC to buy different textured chairs.

I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, but I taunt you, and if you do it again, I shall taunt you a second time.

I wish for a piece of cake.