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[Waitdev_]

granted, its a bit windy.

i wish for $1x10¹⁰⁰, in a bank.

[FUNCTION MAN!]

Granted. I give thee an integer overflow.

I wish for Open Sound System to be merged into the mainline kernel again :'(

(good luck corrupting that! :>)

[LDDestroier]

Granted. OSS is now merged into the OS/2 kernel.

I wish KremeLand had MoarPeripherals or Peripherals++.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, but viruses man... viruses.

I wish for Windows 10 to be better.

[LDDestroier]

Granted. A new version of Windows comes out, version 10.1. No install discs exist to directly install it, so you have to do windows update from an existing windows 10 to windows 10.1, which takes as long as it does to install XP from punchcards.

I wish I was omnipotent in every regard excluding the creation of scenarios where I cannot do something (ex. make a rock so heavy no one can lift it...including me)

[cptdeath58]

Granted, except God said "No." and you disintegrate instantly.

I wish you was back.

[LDDestroier]

Granted. YOU FOOL! MUAHAHHAHAHHAA!!

*ahem* I wish I had reflexes good enough to do easy, no-death runs of Ghosts n' Goblins, Battletoads, Mario: The Lost Levels, Zelda II, Punch-Out!! (Wii), Every Mega Man game, etc.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, but after 5 secs, your muscles pull themselves apart.

I wish that I had a M1A2 Abrams

[LDDestroier]

Granted. It doesn't come with any shells, and as it turns out, tanks aren't terribly fuel efficient...nor can they drive on roads with treads...

I wish I had jet-powered rocket pants.

[tehComputerCrafter]

Granted, but your wishes are corrupt.

I wish for ComputerCraft 3.0 Alpha to be sent to be only me. (lenny)

[Waitdev_]

granted, its the only copy you get.
and it has a bug that breaks the whole thing.

i wish for more storage

[Konlab]

Granted, I'm introducing: Lava 2500 it can hold an infinite amount of items. If you want to add an item in it just stand in front of your newest Lava 2500 machine, press Q and watch the magic happening! If your inventory is full of deadbushes or diamonds or other useless stuff you can jump into it!

I wish for turtles wearing santa hats every day not only christmas.

Edited by Konlab, 20 October 2015 - 02:37 PM.

[LDDestroier]

Granted. Your system clock has stopped at 12/25/2014.

I wish I would explode!

[Konlab]

Granted

I wish LDDestroier didnt explode

[Waitdev_]

Konlab, on 20 October 2015 - 02:37 PM, said:

Granted, I'm introducing: Lava 2500 it can hold an infinite amount of items. If you want to add an item in it just stand in front of your newest Lava 2500 machine, press Q and watch the magic happening! If your inventory is full of deadbushes or diamonds or other useless stuff you can jump into it!

Thanks, I've tried it for 6 weeks now and its working great!

// ontopic

granted, but you do.

i wish you didn't explode

[LDDestroier]

Granted. A creeper explodes besides me.

I wish I had the shovel blade!

[Konlab]

Granted, but its made of special paper, that doesn't accept modifiers

Spoiler

(TConstruct anyone?)

I wish the creeper behind you that exploded was a charged creeper

Edited by Konlab, 22 October 2015 - 04:11 PM.

[CaosTECH]

Granted, but the blast gets you too!

I wish for a un-corruptable wish

[Creator]

Granted, but you will explode.

I wish for you to corrupt this wish.

[LDDestroier]

Granted.

I wish more people commented on my posts. (No one commented on my 'ports' program...)