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#421 Smiley43210

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 01:50 AM

Granted, however, your coding slows down.

I wish I had an infinite supply of sprite that's not deadly and I don't die in the near future (or past, for that matter).

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 02:08 AM

Granted, but the cap and bottle are stuck and indestructible.

I wish that zer was dos beautiful PDAz!

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 06:30 AM

Granted, but Cloudy and Dan will never release it until people stop pestering them

I wish I knew JavaScript

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 06:40 AM

Granted, but you will not know anything about HTML and CSS

I wish I have a pair of goggles that reveales herps and derps in a code

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 07:24 AM

Granted, but only the words "herps" and "derps" are highlighted.

I wish I could have the patience to write a long, useful program.

#426 SuicidalSTDz

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 07:34 AM

Granted, however, you no longer have a large attention span to write such a program.

I wish I could travel the entire Universe in a matter of seconds (This is a legit wish of mine. Do you know how many earth-like planets we have found that could potentialy support life?!)

EDIT: Of course the universe is continuosly expanding so there is no edge to the universe as we know of
EDIT: Oh, and to make this possible I would also have to travel faster than the speed of light, which would make my mass infinate. So I also wish I could bypass this infinate mass.

#427 MudkipTheEpic

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 07:36 AM

View PostSuicidalSTDz, on 07 April 2013 - 07:34 AM, said:

Granted, however, you no longer have a large attention span to write such a program.

I wish I could travel the entire Universe in a matter of seconds (This is a legit wish of mine. Do you know how many earth-like planets we have found that could potentialy support life?!)

Granted, but by going faster than light you become infinite mass and envelop all ending all life.

I wish that I had a Mudkip and Pikachu that obeyed and there were Pokemon centers. (He's my 2nd favorite, and no it's not just from the Pokemon TV series.)

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 07:39 AM

View PostMudkipTheEpic, on 07 April 2013 - 07:36 AM, said:

Granted, but by going faster than light you become infinite mass and envelop all ending all life.
OUTOFGAME: Ugh, I just remembered this horrible side affect and edited it into my post. You are such a darn ninja :P

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 07:43 AM

View PostSuicidalSTDz, on 07 April 2013 - 07:39 AM, said:

View PostMudkipTheEpic, on 07 April 2013 - 07:36 AM, said:

Granted, but by going faster than light you become infinite mass and envelop all ending all life.
OUTOFGAME: Ugh, I just remembered this horrible side affect and edited it into my post. You are such a darn ninja :P

That's my job! (Not really)

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 10:04 AM

View PostMudkipTheEpic, on 07 April 2013 - 07:36 AM, said:

View PostSuicidalSTDz, on 07 April 2013 - 07:34 AM, said:

Granted, however, you no longer have a large attention span to write such a program.

I wish I could travel the entire Universe in a matter of seconds (This is a legit wish of mine. Do you know how many earth-like planets we have found that could potentialy support life?!)

Granted, but by going faster than light you become infinite mass and envelop all ending all life.

I wish that I had a Mudkip and Pikachu that obeyed and there were Pokemon centers. (He's my 2nd favorite, and no it's not just from the Pokemon TV series.)

Granted, but they can not help you and the centers are just illusions.

I wish I could program 25/7.

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 10:16 AM

Granted, however the paradox kills you.

I wish the world wasn't such a screwed up place.

#432 SuicidalSTDz

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 10:28 AM

Granted, now the universe is twice as screwed up

I wish I could eat a paradox :)

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 10:40 AM

Granted, but this statement is false. (That doesn't make sense, but you just ate a paradox so I don't mind).

I wish CCU had more than 0 players

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 10:54 AM

Granted, however, Cranium must approve of them first

I wish Earthquakes were less powerful

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 11:01 AM

Granted, but hurricanes will happen much more.

I wish some people of this world are smarter then they are now. And with some I mean the people who doesnt want to learn anyhting

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 11:52 AM

Granted, but none of those people exist anymore so your wish does NOTHING.

I wish that I knew Java well so I can code Android/OUYA apps. (Which I'm learning how to do)

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 01:33 PM

Granted, but now Android goes out of business (so now OUYA doesn't exist).

I wish people befriended Google more often (*ahem*).

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Posted 13 April 2013 - 04:46 AM

Granted, but now google doesn't exist anymore

I wish I could find the things that cause the bugs in my programs by building a dirt house

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Posted 13 April 2013 - 07:16 AM

Granted, but it overheard and BSODs every 5 minutes.

I wish I had cake.

#440 M4sh3dP0t4t03

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Posted 13 April 2013 - 07:29 AM

Granted, but the sugar gets replaced with some poison

I wish I had the strongest supercomputer in the world





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