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KingOfNoobs, on 13 April 2013 - 07:29 AM, said:

Granted, but the sugar gets replaced with some poison

I wish I had the strongest supercomputer in the world

Nooooooo... You were supposed to say the cake is a lie!
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[Smiley43210]

Granted, but it's not compatible with any operating system.

I wish computers never ran out of battery charge.

[M4sh3dP0t4t03]

Granted, but they only support a max of 128 bytes memory

I wish windows 8 would be an UPgrade from windows 7 instead of a DOWNgrade(only my opinion, i don't want to start a flame war)

[MudkipTheEpic]

Granted, but all Windows 8 computers would revert to Windows 7 and Windows 8 would become ovar 999999999999 monies.

I wish that there was an XD face...

--Offtopic: post 444!

[Smiley43210]

Granted, but the image for it gets lost.

I wish that this topic wasn't 23 pages long.

[MudkipTheEpic]

Granted, it will now be 24.

I wish that when I corrupted someone's wish I didn't have to think of a new one.

[Shnupbups]

Granted, although you can no longer corrupt people wishes. HA HA!

I wish that I knew what to do next in my program.

[redeye83]

Granted, you delete it!

I wish it was home time!

[SuicidalSTDz]

Granted, however, in the confusion of trying to understand what you mean I simply make it 'Bed Time' instead.

I wish I had more Kool-Aid

[Smiley43210]

Granted, but you have just spilled it all over the place.

I wish this wish wouldn't be corrupted

[SuicidalSTDz]

Granted, since it's a null wish..

I wish I knew more about JavaScript

[Smiley43210]

Granted, but no browsers interpret JavaScript anymore.

I wish I knew more HTML 5.

[Shnupbups]

Granted, but all known traces of HTML5 and previous HTML versions have been wiped and are no longer usable or valid. Instead, you are forced to use the new thing HPML (Hyper Puppies Markup Language) and its only function is <puppy></puppy> which is where it prints an animated picture of a hyper puppy to the website. The picture is always the same.

I wish that we had every flavour of Fanta in Australia.

[MudkipTheEpic]

Granted, but Australia is blown to pieces by a nuclear war.

I wish that there was a cheese bomb.

[Glotz659]

MudkipTheEpic, on 13 April 2013 - 05:51 PM, said:

I wish that there was a cheese bomb.

granted, now there's a bomb which wipes out all cheese

I wish people could break in my Minecraft house
(because, if you corrupt this whish, they won't be able to do this ^^)

[Smiley43210]

Granted, but...what? Hey, what's Minecraft? I've never heard of it before...

Spoiler

I swear if you took that seriously I'm going to kick your **s to Mars...Yes, the planet...

I wish I could fly into space with a guarantee that I will return alive (basically because I want to guarantee that the space craft won't blow up after launch...oh and also so an asteroid won't hit us).

[Shnupbups]

Granted, you return safely. But milliseconds after your return, you die of a heart attack. Sorry!

I wish that my USB had 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999TB of space.

[spyman68]

Granted, but it will be filled with useless folders

I wish I was awesome

[M4sh3dP0t4t03]

Granted, but now awesome means stupid

I wish I had a flying cake

[diegodan1893]

Granted, but the cake it's a lie.

I wish valve releases Half-life 3.