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Corrupt-A-Wish!
Started by Lyqyd, Mar 22 2013 05:31 AM
3330 replies to this topic
#81
Posted 22 March 2013 - 08:29 PM
Granted, however time will now speed up so the next three hours will now go by in less than a second, and the rest of time is normal.
I wish that I could never run out of monthly download/upload quota.
I wish that I could never run out of monthly download/upload quota.
#82
Posted 22 March 2013 - 09:04 PM
Granted,but your internet speed will now be reduced to 0,1 bit
i wish that i had a working headset.
i wish that i had a working headset.
#83
Posted 22 March 2013 - 11:50 PM
Granted, however, the usb cord breaks shortly after, rendering your working headset useless.
I wish I had a waffle?
I wish I had a waffle?
#85
Posted 23 March 2013 - 02:27 AM
Granted, you are now the most intelligent man on earth. However, the public scorns you for it since you are now a pompous ass. You cannot take the agony of rejection, and hang yourself with a crusty tube sock.
I wish that I could have a doppelganger power. The ability to make copies of myself that are exactly the same as me. More me's less work.
I wish that I could have a doppelganger power. The ability to make copies of myself that are exactly the same as me. More me's less work.
#86
Posted 23 March 2013 - 03:02 AM
granted but you cannot control them and they imprison you forever
I wish I could remove anyone from existence for being unintelligent
I wish I could remove anyone from existence for being unintelligent
#87
Posted 23 March 2013 - 03:08 AM
Granted, but you are also removed.
I wish that mod owners would be able to update their mods instantly. I hate having to wait for mods to update.(eloraam)
I wish that mod owners would be able to update their mods instantly. I hate having to wait for mods to update.(eloraam)
#89
Posted 23 March 2013 - 03:47 AM
Granted, But it will break in the next release.
Ï wish that I had done 1337 posts.
Ï wish that I had done 1337 posts.
#90
Posted 23 March 2013 - 04:04 AM
granted but 1337 loses all meaning to you, becoming just another number
I wish I had more artistic aptitudes
I wish I had more artistic aptitudes
#91
Posted 23 March 2013 - 04:11 AM
granted but you loose all other aptitudes
I sometimes wish TV shows and movies were real
I sometimes wish TV shows and movies were real
#92
Posted 23 March 2013 - 04:35 AM
granted, let's play a game...
I wish I could alter reality at a whim
I wish I could alter reality at a whim
#93
Posted 23 March 2013 - 06:01 AM
Granted, but the only change you can make is to turn cream cheese into sour cream.
I wish I was never tired.
I wish I was never tired.
#94
Posted 23 March 2013 - 06:59 AM
Granted, but only because you are doomed to sleep forever.
I wish that I never had to take another test.
I wish that I never had to take another test.
#95
Posted 23 March 2013 - 08:13 AM
Granted, you are now assigned quizzes instead
I wish Century Links DNS servers didn't crash every two seconds
I wish Century Links DNS servers didn't crash every two seconds
#96
Posted 23 March 2013 - 08:33 AM
Granted. Instead, they crash every second.
I wish that I could type at 500 WPM.
I wish that I could type at 500 WPM.
#97
Posted 23 March 2013 - 08:40 AM
Granted. But your fingers burn off at that speed.
I wish I had my Proxy server set up.
I wish I had my Proxy server set up.
#98
Posted 23 March 2013 - 02:58 PM
Granted, however, you will never be able to use it
I wish I had a taco
I wish I had a taco
#99
Posted 23 March 2013 - 03:13 PM
Granted, but the taco is filled with noting but cockroaches.
I wish cleaning mah room didn't take so long.
I wish cleaning mah room didn't take so long.
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