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[Zudo]

Granted, but:


I wish that I could program in Java

[RatcheT2497]

Granted, but the program would be so useless, you will forgot how to breathe in a minute of releasing it.

I wish i could understand one line of basic....darn.

[kreezxil]

Granted, but your fingers fall off and your tongue gets eaten by maggots so you'll never be able to repeat it.

I wish that new a Star Trek Series would come to Television.

[adencraft2000]

Granted: but you are not aloud to watch it

I wish i was Jeb_

[Shnupbups]

Granted, you are now named Jeb_.

I wish the search on IP.Board forums would actually work well.

[nutcase84]

Granted, but it will only allow you to search for programs made by noobs.

I wish I could have a Facebook account.

[adencraft2000]

Granted... But you must not upload inappropriate stuff
OFFTOPIC:

Spoiler

Why can't you get facebook?

I wish I had more than 5gb of internet per month
Explanation:

Spoiler

EDIT: Staff, Feel free to remove this if you wish
My mum and I do not have a landline phone so i need to use my iPhone. I have a prepaid mobile and the recharge gets me:
unlimited sandard national calls to landline and mobiles
unlimited standard national SMS and MMS
5gb of data
Full details:

Spoiler

The Unlimited Bolt-on gives you unlimited calls to standard national fixed lines and mobile numbers. Calls to your voicemail and 13/18 numbers are also included.
You get 5GB of data and 30 days expiry period in which to use your Bolt-on. If you want to make any calls to numbers not included in your Unlimited Bolt-on then you will need to have credit on your standard plan to be able to do this.
Data is charged per MB which means each time you access the Internet, the minimum amount of data you'll consume is 1MB. Any charges that are not included as part of your unlimited bolt-on will be deducted from your Pay As You Go credit.
Standard charges cost
Standard calls to landlines and mobiles Unlimited
Standard TXT (national) Unlimited
Standard MMS (national) Unlimited
Data 5GB
Call connection fee (national calls) No charge
Standard 1300/1800 numbers Unlimited
Voicemail retrieval Unlimited
Important information about your plan
The data allowance on the unlimited bolt-on cannot be used on a Blackberry handset. You should be aware that international roaming and access to 19xx numbers are not available on ALDImobile plans.
You can view the Critical information summary for this plan by clicking here.
An Acceptable Use Policy applies to our mobile services, you can view it by clicking here.

If you are in Australia and know either a cheeper way for the same kind of stuff or more data for the same price please feel free to PM me

I am with aldimobile but can switch

[jay5476]

granted but ur internet is realy slow... like viewing this topic takes an hour
I wish that I had infinite COOKIES! without the cookie monster stealing them

[adencraft2000]

Granted, But they are only these ones: http://orteil.dashne.../cookieclicker/

I wish I had infinite internet and infinite bandwidth

[kreezxil]

Granted, however you die before the first page loads.

I wish more cc coders would use turtlescripts.com instead of pastebin and its sisters.

[M4sh3dP0t4t03]

Granted, every program for CC is how ONLY hosted on it but it has server issues and is only available for one hour a day.

I wish GTA V will get a PC version.

[kreezxil]

Granted, but it is realeased so buggy that your AntiVirus scanner flags it removes it everyone time!

I wish I had a Rum & Coke.

[adencraft2000]

Granted. But only 0.01 Micro litres

I wish direwolf20 would start his next ssp (Survival Single Player) series

[kreezxil]

Granted, but his SMP server crashes hard and everyone blames you.

I wish all my debt was paid off.

[Alice]

Granted, but you cannot use any form of money or currency anymore.

I wish I could have an incorruptible computer

[amtra5]

Granted, but your router gets corrupted

I wish I was alive forever

[Alice]

// off topic. New Router FTW. You failed.

Your body is stuck without any way to move or speak, but you can think during this whole time.

I wish I could speak in code and English

[amtra5]

Granted, but nobody can understand you

I wish I had a free server host

[adencraft2000]

Granted but you must be the one hosting it

I wish iGoogle was not canceled

[apemanzilla]

Granted, but Google is used by apple for using the trademarked "i".

I wish that the iPhone 5s was cheaper.