Programming Jokes [Nerds Only :p]
#1
Posted 19 July 2013 - 03:44 AM
So, I'll start:
#2
Posted 19 July 2013 - 05:49 AM
#3
Posted 19 July 2013 - 06:25 AM
#4
Posted 19 July 2013 - 06:31 AM
because OKT 31 is DEZ 24
#5
Posted 19 July 2013 - 07:36 AM
Java walks into the CPU and sits down. It looks to the OS and asks "What's on the menu?" The OS replies "Nothing, you've already eating all of the ram and swap".
#8
Posted 19 July 2013 - 09:59 AM
#9
Posted 19 July 2013 - 10:14 AM
Would your IT teacher accept this for detention?
#10
Posted 19 July 2013 - 10:50 AM
#11
Posted 19 July 2013 - 12:51 PM
We can all go to the damned site and read all of those.
#14
Posted 19 July 2013 - 08:14 PM
make it in C instead
#15
Posted 20 July 2013 - 02:56 AM
PixelToast, on 19 July 2013 - 08:14 PM, said:
make it in C instead
C is easy too. Do it in Assembly!
section .data text: db "I will not throw paper at the teacher.", 0x0A len: equ $-text section .text global _start _start: push 0 loop: mov eax, 4 mov ebx, 1 mov ecx, text mov edx, len int 0x80 inc dword [esp] cmp dword [esp], 500 jl loop pop edx mov eax, 1 mov ebx, 0 int 0x80
#16
Posted 20 July 2013 - 08:08 AM
#17
Posted 21 July 2013 - 12:31 AM
Nevermind you probably won't get it.
The only one I can currently think of.
#18
Posted 21 July 2013 - 03:37 AM
Because the don't C-Sharp!
#19
Posted 22 July 2013 - 08:37 PM
#20
Posted 24 July 2013 - 04:51 AM
# export data export DATA
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